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So, I got my very first tag courtesy of Ms.Bundy. Wish me luck, LOL
The most recent picture of you
Forgot where I took this, but most recent one lah
Who took it?
Me lah!
A picture of you making the peace sign
Took this pic in Bamboo during Lisha's farewell party.
A picture of you with friends
Daniel, Alvin, me & Calvin
A picture of you in a weird/random place
Where were you?
In Genting Highlands
Who took it?
Jessica
A picture of you in black and white
Did you edit this picture to black and white or did you take it like that?
Edited I think...
Do you like black and white or coloured pictures better?
Doesn't matter as long as the picture is nice
A picture with your hair up
Do you like your hair up?
Yeah it's more comfortable
A picture of you with a WEIRD face
Testing out the new camera's "Smile Shutter" function
A picture of you wearing a black coloured shirt
A picture of you wearing a red coloured shirt
A picture of you wearing a green coloured shirt
A picture of you with your halloween costume:
A picture of you looking mad
Why were you mad?
Late for movie I think...
I tag....
Patch Tan, Lisha, Alvin & Valerie! muaahahahhahaa!
The most recent picture of you
Forgot where I took this, but most recent one lahWho took it?
Me lah!
A picture of you making the peace sign
Took this pic in Bamboo during Lisha's farewell party.A picture of you with friends
Daniel, Alvin, me & CalvinA picture of you in a weird/random place
Where were you?In Genting Highlands
Who took it?
Jessica
A picture of you in black and white
Did you edit this picture to black and white or did you take it like that?
Edited I think...
Do you like black and white or coloured pictures better?
Doesn't matter as long as the picture is nice
A picture with your hair up
Do you like your hair up?
Yeah it's more comfortable
A picture of you with a WEIRD face
Testing out the new camera's "Smile Shutter" functionA picture of you wearing a black coloured shirt
A picture of you wearing a red coloured shirt
A picture of you wearing a green coloured shirt
A picture of you with your halloween costume:
A picture of you looking mad
Why were you mad?
Late for movie I think...
I tag....
Patch Tan, Lisha, Alvin & Valerie! muaahahahhahaa!
THANK GOD FOR TEH INTERNET!! Thank God FOR YOUTUBE!!! OMGWTFASSNOSEBLEEDCFMHELPMEEEE!!
OK OK, catch your breath guys.... AND girls.. *phew*
Just to share with you guys, a little experiment of mine, it's not much but meh...what the hell.
more to come..
OK OK, catch your breath guys.... AND girls.. *phew*
Just to share with you guys, a little experiment of mine, it's not much but meh...what the hell.
more to come..
How many of you have watched Jay Chou's latest movie Secret? If you haven't, you can check it out here. If you have, then you will most probably remember this particular scene where Jay is playing the old piano with one-hand and the female lead Rain asks him something like;
Her:Why do you play with one-hand?
Him:So that I can hold your hand with the other
At this point you can hear all the panties dropping and you will notice all the girls swoon over and over. I was pondering upon the thought.. and what if.. just WHAT IF... Romantic Loverboy Jay was actually..
Terrorist Jay 
Singing bird Jay 
Waiter Jay
Pizza delivery Jay
Kinky Jay
Now we know why Jay REALLY plays with one hand.
Her:Why do you play with one-hand?
Him:So that I can hold your hand with the other
At this point you can hear all the panties dropping and you will notice all the girls swoon over and over. I was pondering upon the thought.. and what if.. just WHAT IF... Romantic Loverboy Jay was actually..
Now we know why Jay REALLY plays with one hand.
Here is some advice from a doctor we would all love.
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the lifeof your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: You're not listening....Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLOCocoa beans! Another vegetable. It's the best feel-good food around!!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the lifeof your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: You're not listening....Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLOCocoa beans! Another vegetable. It's the best feel-good food around!!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
The people who brought you Twisties have come up with a new variant of potato chip called Chipster. Before you start wondering, no it is NOT a potato chip social-networking website.
Chipster comes in 3 delicious flavors, Original, Hot & Spicy and my personal favorite, Sour Cream & Onion. The chips are thinly sliced and give out a satisfying "CRUuunnch" thanks to its crispiness.
Chipster is SO GOOD, it makes you do unthinkable things because "Nothing Else Matters"How to enjoy Chipster 
Carefully open the bag of Chipster
GIVE ME MY CHIPS!!
Enjoyyyyyy
Post Chipster Syndrome 
You'd want to be cute
You'd do things like these
You'd never let it go
Finally, stand a chance to win an Apple Macbook by participating in the Chipster "Nothing Else Matters" contest. It is really simple and you can find all the details right HERE.
Just a sneak peek of what the contest is about:
Nothing else matters!
Chipster comes in 3 delicious flavors, Original, Hot & Spicy and my personal favorite, Sour Cream & Onion. The chips are thinly sliced and give out a satisfying "CRUuunnch" thanks to its crispiness.
Chipster is SO GOOD, it makes you do unthinkable things because "Nothing Else Matters"
Finally, stand a chance to win an Apple Macbook by participating in the Chipster "Nothing Else Matters" contest. It is really simple and you can find all the details right HERE.
Just a sneak peek of what the contest is about:
Nothing else matters!
Camwhore, cam-whore or camslut..some even call it cam-lovin' is the act of taking pictures of yourself in hopes of material return or maybe not. More often applied to the female species only.
What about the males?
So, as promised... (I know these aren't exactly camwhore-ish pics, but hey...it felt weird okAY!)
Ok, I think that is enough embarassment for today!
What about the males?
So, as promised... (I know these aren't exactly camwhore-ish pics, but hey...it felt weird okAY!)
Ok, I think that is enough embarassment for today!
Blogs are always more interesting if the blogger is a frequent traveler. Pictures are more interesting, you’d get to read up on very interesting experiences and you learn so much more of the diverse and different cultures from all around.
So, in the spirit of travel, I present to you, my journeys:
Ahhh, Paris
God save the Queen
Harajuku district, Japan
Italy
Hawaii
Egypt
The Great Wall of China
Star Spangled
Expensive Taj
I don't need winter clothing
..don't need a spacesuit either
More than meets the eye
Yeah.. I love traveling.
So, in the spirit of travel, I present to you, my journeys:
Ahhh, Paris
God save the Queen
Harajuku district, Japan
Italy
Hawaii
Egypt
The Great Wall of China
Star Spangled
Expensive Taj
I don't need winter clothing
..don't need a spacesuit either
More than meets the eye
Yeah.. I love traveling.
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